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ME!

Ok... so here it is.. a page entirely devoted to the REAL LIFE Goldberry. Be afraid... take someones hand... and brace yourselves for the wonders of the MOST BORING PERSON ALIVE!!!!

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Well... there you have it.. Im in love :) Bruce rocked!

and at least he got the Canadian part right...

On a beautiful September day, (the 9th to be exact) in the lovely county of Canada the world was graced with a screaming, purple baby with a bright future in the world of gossip. Yup, that baby was me. And so now... 22 years later I am gracing the world of Ultima Online with my dirty knowledge :)

I live in a city called Windsor, and I attended Spec's Howard School Of Broadcast Arts In Southfield MI. When I grow up (even tho I should be now) I would like to be a film producer. For those who have ever been in Windsor, you will remember it by it's stink I'm sure. We have the stinkiest city in Canada! (coughs up a lung)

I have 2 pets! A dog named Speck and a cat named Kitty. They are so cute. But Ive had Speck since I was 7, which means she is an old doggie, and wont be here forever. And yes, I named her after Speck the dog from Pee Wee's big adventure. Back then I had a dream to have Pee Wee as my dad... Im glad that didnt pull through. (psst. Sorry dad!)

As of now I am a spoken for girlie. I have a great American Boyfriend named James and he's the sweetest pea! And I have lots of good buddies here in Windsor. I like to go out and have a good time, and my turn ons include... err.. never mind :)

Distinguishing marks on me (in case you ever have to identify my body) :) I have a tattoo on my lower back of a tribal globe. Its a beautiful tattoo.. and I got it when I was 16. (well THEY thought I was 18.. BAHAHAHAHAH)

My all time favorite band is I Mother Earth, they are a band from Toronto Ontario, and they have been my fav since I was 16! (the tattoo is actually from one of thier cd's ;) My all time Favorite Movies are the Evil Dead series. Those movies were life changing for me! :) (please dont ask why.. but they are the reason I went into film)

Well thats about it for me! I hope you enjoyed my little baby bio! :) Have a wonderful day!

-Goldberry (A.k.a Dana Laporte) :)

Goldberry

Yup.. here I am in all my chessyness

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A bee! Woowee!

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Thie is Bruce Campbell Form Evil Dead.. He may be 20yrs older than me.. but I think Im going to have to marry him :)And Below is me witht he Drummer and Guitarist of I Mother Earth (who I am also going to have to marry :))

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